If you’re a proponent of the Dark Side, it’s hard to find a good spot to keep your valuables. All the most promising places, the new ones that advertise cutting-edge security and laser cannons for protection, keep getting blown up. Was that thing FDIC-insured?
It’s probably safer to keep your credits on your person (unless you’re stationed on the Death Star). And now you can carry your valuables in your very own, Sith-approved, Star Wars Darth Vader Molded Crossbody Purse. Drop your wallet, phone, and keys into the zippered section of this bag and your valuables will be protected by Vader’s intimidating stare. What more could you want?