Helloooooooo to everyone out there not in a bote, it’s that time of the year when the world famous Jungle Cruise (famous for being world famous) to transition into something new for the ho ho holidays. That’s right, until the gnu year this classic attraction becomes The Jingle Cruise.
The always wacky and zany skippers have once again decided to extend their witty charm and bad jokes to the guests visiting Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom. Their extremely punny spiel isn’t the only thing that’s received a festive overlay, the entire attraction has been gifted with decor fitting for the great Skipper Albert Awol himself.
The props for the 2015 tour look better than ever. As you travel along with the punniest cruise that ever set sail you’ll notice the quality of the Christmas decorations, and the dry humor in the fa la la la la funnies. Everything you know and love about the Jungle Cruise is revisited in a cheeky way, even the inside the temple ruins you’ll see just how far this attraction went to monkey around with the holiday overlay.
Experience the Jingle Cruise at both Disneyland and The Magic Kingdom at Walt Disney World. You’ll laugh… you’ll cry… and it’ll be real, because it’ll be fun… until the fun is done.. Then skipper will tell you to get out of their bote. Take it from me, a former skip, it’s as much fun as a bucket of mistletoe disguised as poison ivy.
The Jingle Cruise runs through the end of the 2015 holiday season, then it’s back to the regularly scheduled tours from the Jungle Navigation Company.